I know I’m late answering the same questions from the show 1 Girl 5 Gays. I’m two shows behind, but I am going to try to catch up. So this blog is actually going to have two episodes integrated in it. The first episode aired on 2/14 in the US (CA 9/10) the second episode aired on 2/21 in the US (CA 9/17). Now the show actually has 20 questions but some questions pertain to either specifically someone or someone to left or right on the show so I can’t really answer those. Enjoy!

EPISODE ONE

1. WOULD YOU WATCH A SPENCER AND HEIDI SEX TAP? No I can’t stand either one

2. DO YOU THINK YOU’RE FUNNY? I think I have my moments

3. WHAT’S YOUR BIGGEST WEAKNESS? Caring to much

4. DESCRIBE THE PERFECT BALLS not to big not to small

5. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED? no, but have been detained twice

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS AFTER YOU DIE? nothing your dead

7. IF YOU WERE A BRAND OF CLOTHING, WHAT BRAND WOULD YOU BE? hmm either American Eagle or Express

8. WHO WOULD YOU DO FERGIE OR KE$HA? Fergie she is was hotter, plus sh has a hot husband….three way??

9. HAVE YOU EVER CONFRONTED SOMEONE ON THEIR HOMOPHOBIA?  No, don’t care how they feel

10. WHAT’S YOUR MOST MEMORABLE KISS? I have a few

11. HAVE YOU EVER DATED SOMEONE THAT WANTED TO CHANGE YOU? Yes, I think they all have

12. WHO IS THE CRUDEST PERSON YOU KNOW? Paul, he has a mouth on him sometimes

13. IF YOU COULD REMOVE ONE DAY FROM YOUR LIFE, WHAT DAY WOULD IT BE? Can’t think of a specific one

14. WHO WOULD YOU DO HARRISON FORD OR ALEC BALDWIN? Harrison Ford, Alec is a douche

15. DO YOU PREFER AMATEUR OR PROFESSIONAL PORN? Don’t really care for porn, but I would say amateur, professional is to fake

16. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN UNCOMFORTABLE WITH SOMEONE’S ATTRACTION TO YOU? Yes, they get to touchy

17. WHAT MEAL REMINDS YOU OF YOUR MOTHER? Mole, I love me some mole

18. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU FELT HELPLESS? Today

EPISODE TWO

1. DESCRIBE THE PERFECT BLOW JOB A satisfying one

2. HOW FAR HAVE YOU GONE WITH SOMEONE IN THE BACK OF A CAB? No very rare I take a cab, but have in a car

3. HAVE YOU EVER TASTED YOUR OWN SEMEN? who hasn’t…..its curiosity

4. IF YOU HAD A SEXUAL “TO-DO” LIST, WHAT WOULD BE ON TOP OF THE LIST? More like who would be on top

5. WOULD YOU CONSIDER SPEED DATING? If I was single yes, would be a great way to meet people

6. WHO WOULD YOU DO SEAN PENN OR WYCLEF JEAN? Hmmm Sean Penn because of the movie Milk”

7. DESCRIBE THE BIGGEST PENIS YOU’VE SEEN IN REAL LIFE It was kinda too thick rather then big

8. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A CRUSH ON A SIBLING’S PARTNER? NO, me and my sister have totally different taste

9. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT A WOMAN WHO TWEETED ON THE DETAILS OF HER ABORTION? OK, I think that’s kind of empowering. Plus other woman can learn about someones experience 

10. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU DAYDREAMED ABOUT? sex

11. IF YOU COULD UN-KNOW SOMETHING, WHAT WOULD IT BE? religion

12. WHO WOULD YOU DO ELLEN PAGE OR KRISTEN STEWART? Ellen Page she is just to adorable

13. IF YOU HAD A PAIR OF CLIPPERS, WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO YERXA’S BEARD? Trim it

14. IF THERE WAS A PILL THAT COULD MAKE YOU STRAIGHT, WOULD YOU TAKE IT? No, I am who I am. Straight or gay we all go through the same shit

15. OF THE GUYS WHO HAVE APPEARED ON THIS SHOW, WHO IS THE MOST PASSIONATE? Jake, Andrew and Yerxa

16. IF YOUR PARTNER WAS INFECTED WITH HIV BY A PREVIOUS PARTNER, WOULD YOU CONTINUE TO DATE HIM? Yes, HIV doesn’t define someone

17. IF YOU HAD A DIARY, WHAT WOULD TODAY’S ENTRY SAY? easy I just wrote about it “Life WTF!?”