Xtian's Clutter

I got this off Yahoo questions while randomly browsing around for funny crap… Way to go mom… keep denying it! hahahaha Gee… I wonder, my son has pictures of naked men, he must have a girlfriend that brought it over… KEEP DENYING IT! Must…. stop… laughing…

Well, another boring morning, and look what we talk about. (This happens almost everyday by the way.)

Xtian Te: hypothetical science is so dumb
jimhaw: Eh?
Xtian Te: watching natgeo
Xtian Te: they’re like
jimhaw: Which one would that be?
jimhaw: Ah crap
jimhaw: not one of those
Xtian Te: the world will in in 2000-3000 years
Xtian Te: because of orbital wobble
Xtian Te: yadda yadda yadda
Xtian Te: sure, call me again in 2000 years and we’ll talk
Xtian Te: end-in
jimhaw: Been seeing a lot of those on Discovery and NatGeo
jimhaw: Same shit everyday
Xtian Te: running out of shit
jimhaw: And quit with the CGs already
Xtian Te:
Xtian Te: last doomsday show I watched that I really liked
Xtian Te: plausible
jimhaw: Which?
Xtian Te: was the one involving the hadron collider
Xtian Te:
jimhaw:
Xtian Te: boom!
Xtian Te: still a big waste of money
Xtian Te: but fun
jimhaw: The world ends with a slurp and a tiny pop
Xtian Te: yep
Xtian Te: pretty much
jimhaw: Wait
jimhaw: was that 2000-3000 years show about humans or the Earth?
Xtian Te: earth
jimhaw: bah
jimhaw: Would be more interesting to what happens to humans
Xtian Te: we’ll "de rail" and hit the sun
Xtian Te: in another 500 years or so after the wobble event
Xtian Te:
jimhaw: duh
jimhaw: Earth’s been here billions
jimhaw: why would it err…
jimhaw: crap
Xtian Te: if there are still humans, we’d launch missles at the moon
jimhaw: I don’t know how to spell "hurtle"
Xtian Te: because it’ll crash
Xtian Te:
jimhaw: Oh
Xtian Te: if there are still humans 2000 years from now
Xtian Te: we’d probably be in star trek
jimhaw: Why would it hurtle to the sun in "2000 to 3000 years"
Xtian Te: like
jimhaw: Hmm…
jimhaw: Fifty years ago, people thought we’d have jetpacks today
jimhaw: and moon colonies
jimhaw: I want my jetpack!!!
Xtian Te: see… 50 years
Xtian Te: as opposed to 2000
Xtian Te:
jimhaw:
Xtian Te: leaps and bounds, technology
jimhaw: Dang
jimhaw: I wish I could get onboard a starship
jimhaw: Bah
Xtian Te: yeah
jimhaw: Born in the wrong era
Xtian Te: either get on a starship
jimhaw: Lulz
Xtian Te: or experience a zombie outbreak
jimhaw: Hmm…
jimhaw: I wonder what’s the probability of that happening
jimhaw: Cross the rabies virus with the dengue virus
Xtian Te: i was hoping that h1n1 would mutate… but bah
jimhaw: Or flu
Xtian Te: eew, not rage virus zombies, but romero zombies
Xtian Te:
Xtian Te: slow shambling zombies
jimhaw: Hmm…
Xtian Te: I dont want rabid fast moving ones
Xtian Te: they’re no fun
Xtian Te:
jimhaw: More challenging
jimhaw: hehehe
jimhaw: Slow moving…
jimhaw: Ah
jimhaw: Rabies + Tetanus + Flu
Xtian Te: ooh
jimhaw: Ferocity + muscle-locking + virulence
jimhaw: Should be transmissible via bites only
Xtian Te: but they’re shambling
jimhaw: Yep
Xtian Te: mmm
Xtian Te: splash them with water and they go crazy
Xtian Te:
jimhaw: They’ll have the characteristic two arms raised or one arm locked above the head because of tetanus
jimhaw:
jimhaw: Oops…
jimhaw: Hmm…
jimhaw: So rain makes them go wild
jimhaw: Cool!
jimhaw: Or even strong winds
jimhaw: or breeze rather
Xtian Te:
jimhaw: It will start in Iran
jimhaw: or
jimhaw: or
Xtian Te: iran?
jimhaw: In the caves of Afghanistan
Xtian Te:
jimhaw: They are developing biological weapons
jimhaw: Wait
jimhaw: They’re not immortal
jimhaw: Bah, doesn’t matter
Xtian Te: NANOBOTS!
Xtian Te:
jimhaw: Ah, shit
jimhaw: Hmm…
Xtian Te: that keeps them alive
Xtian Te: even if the brain is poof
jimhaw: Damn…
jimhaw: the whole body is the brain
jimhaw: CooL!
jimhaw: but that means it won’t come from Bin Laden
Xtian Te: he doesnt have nanobots
Xtian Te:
jimhaw: Or Akbaminiminijibjab
Xtian Te: oh oh
jimhaw: China then?
jimhaw: Shit
Xtian Te: they’re making weapons and the US tries to infiltrate with nanobots!
jimhaw: 1/3 of the world as zombies
jimhaw: Ooo…
jimhaw: And the nanobots instead went inside those infected with the rabies + tetanus virus
Xtian Te: uhuh uhuh
Xtian Te: artificially keeping the body alive
Xtian Te: hence decomposing
Xtian Te: and virulent
jimhaw: Were giving Romero a run for his money on this one
Xtian Te:
jimhaw: Hmm…
Xtian Te: Rabid Nanobot Zombies from Afghanistan!
Xtian Te: the movie!
jimhaw: Can the nanobots crawl into a new host?
jimhaw: ‘crawl’
Xtian Te: nanobots in the virus
Xtian Te:
jimhaw: if the virus dies, nanobot dies?
Xtian Te: probably
jimhaw: Hmm…
Xtian Te: we’re bored
jimhaw: Hehehe
jimhaw: Definitely
jimhaw: But it would make for a nice B movie script
jimhaw:
Xtian Te: hahaha
Xtian Te: and who would be our hero? An aging bruce campbell!
jimhaw: Ooo…
jimhaw: And
jimhaw: Bruce Willis
Xtian Te:
jimhaw: The nutjob general
Xtian Te: yippie kayey *wheeze* mother fucker
jimhaw:
jimhaw: Exactly
jimhaw: No one-legged dancers this time though
jimhaw: They are a distraction
Xtian Te: hahaha
Xtian Te: directed by quentin
Xtian Te: on acid
Xtian Te:
jimhaw: Quentin? Not Romeo?
jimhaw: Aww…
jimhaw: Oh
jimhaw: I take it back then
jimhaw:
jimhaw: Make it play it three parts
jimhaw: Ganja on the first, coke on second and acid for finale I wonder how that will turn out?
Xtian Te: maybe I’ll go blog this
Xtian Te:
jimhaw:
Xtian Te: yeah, lemme go post
jimhaw: Go!

A friend of mine posted this screen cap on Plurk. Of course the initial reaction to this was the usual hilarity with people laughing and poking fun and then came the outrage. Yep, you heard me, outrage, the usual friends defending the subject simply on the grounds that they know the person. But you know what? What’s wrong with calling the original poster of the status message stupid? In fact, if you think about it, it is actually pretty stupid, VERY STUPID, remember, you’re airing your dirty laundry in a public forum, anyone can see it, read it, repost it, send it to their friends, and the kicker is, she added her boss as a friend.

And that dear readers, is stupid. Unless her real goal was to not get permanently hired and be fired, I have no idea why she would do that. She should have just taken five, punch a pillow or scream at a wall rather than to grab attention posting shit about her boss and her job on facebook.

Image by Vidiot via Flickr

While reading an article, I read this comment.

“I think about sex many times in a given day.  I am 78 years old and still potent.  Being also unmarried, sex for me is usually a solo … at least twice a day.  As a result, I have the world’s healthiest prostate.”

Original article is located here.